Excerpt From BOOK POWER OF COW

Posted on May 20th, 2008 by

Chapter One
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"W is for Wendetta"

Ven you have a wendetta. It means you know how to spell BIG VORDS! Va! So dem smart you! Wendetta means you going to VALLOP the Person Vho VALLuP U first! Vallup! Vallup! For Not-Loser Wendetta Mission, U need a plan. U need the POWER OF COW!

Vat is the POWER OF COW?

Vell cows got POWER. Ven U harnessing the POWER of Cow U vill KNOW HOW to harness the POWER of COW!

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1 day later

victoria said

but Guru, must i not first do deep breathing & kvi-et ze mind before entering vallop dimension? o, Guru, HOW shall i ever truly harness this ven. KNOW-HOW-COW ?

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Paikathu said

Va! Vat u MUST do is BUY the POWER OD COW DVD (talks given at Stonehenge!)

Vait - I give U FREE Vithout PAYMENT for FREE NOW!

VAIT! Vat you need is to get a COW!

BIG MOO MOO COW! Not small small lil bittey cow! NO! BIG COW!

Den u sit and stare at COW!

Pay homage to cow! COW is the time to worship COW! NOW is COW time!

NOW you KNOW HOW to COW!

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